The callow youth reading an article in Smash Hits about a Birmingham band called Fuzzbox would never have believed that I would know Tina socially all these years later. Mad love for these pioneering, proto-Riot Grrrl Indie popstrels.
Day 5 of the bird feeding programme: The Cath Kidston bird feeder lies broken, like an Erdington pub's toilet door. The fat balls have been claimed by the squirrels. The Magpies run amok, claiming the territory as their own, subjugating the wood pigeons. An opportunistic Robin swoops down regularly, leaving chaos in its wake. I'm locked in a battle of wills with nature. There can be only one victor.