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Discordant noise. Check.
Searing satire. Check.

Angry, and with every right to be. 
Dystopian, unadulterated spoken word polemicism, live and (almost too) direct from the North East. 
Sprechgesang for days, but in a good way. 
By their own admission, they aren't a band which you will play on your office Spotify (remember that?)
Heck, frontman Kingsley Hall's MOTHER, also by his own admission, doesn't even listen to them.
Would recommend.
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