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The latest in the Operation Raise The Colours soap opera.

Tommy Two-names acolyte Daniel Thomas (Danny Tommo) has publicly commented on the end of his bromance with the activist, sex doll rental pioneer, and co-founder of the OTRC "unity"  group Ryan Bridge, following a travel ban issued by the French Interior Ministry.


Tommo, who described Bridge's post-break up comments as "sinister" announced the next stage of his campaign to save Britain: invading Dover on January 24th with his hastily assembled crew of football enthusiasts.

Their Operation Overlord 2
c̶a̶s̶h̶ ̶c̶o̶w̶ campaign saw the dastardly duo taking selfies, dressed in matching Barbour (cute!) with damaged dinghies on French beaches, using some of the £100k (before tax) provided by supporters.

The travel ban adds another country in which Bridge won't be able to holibob this year: The Spanish authorities have a few questions to ask regarding his involvement in a multi -million pound holiday insurance scheme.

I can't help but think: if one is being described as sinister by someone like Danny Tommo (who has served time for his role in a bungled knifepoint kidnap attempt, in which they unsuccessfully kidnapped the wrong man), one has made some questionable life choices.

Oh, and back in the summer, when I said these "emblems of our national identity" would soon become tattered, rain-sodden rags, and was assured they would be replaced before that came to pass?
Well, you know the rest.

Tits and Totes.

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  1. AnonymousSeptember 1, 2026 at 8:23 AM

    You really are a dumb ©unt, if Ryan was wanted by by Spanish police, because he was detained in France the Spanish could have issued a EAW.........you have the gall to call us uneducated.......you dirty unwashed ©unt, phuck off and get yourself an education love/geezer......whatever you call yourself

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